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in hell

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Three friends, Carl, Joseph, and Mike, all go out drinking one night, and after a few drinks none of them is really good enough to drive. They get into an unfortunate car crash and all three are sent to hell. 
They all arrive together and find themselves standing infront of three doors.

Suddenly, a booming voice says "Carl, you have sinned."
The door infront of him opens and standing there is a hideous woman; she is disgustingly fat and has hairy warts on her face. 
"You will be chained to this woman for the rest of eternity!" boomed the voice.

Then the door infront of Joseph opened. There stood an even more disgusting woman, fatter than the first with ugly features and a stench that drew flies. 
"Joseph, you have sinned. You will be chained to this woman for the rest of eternity!" said the voice.

Mike, knowing his door would open next, turned and braced himself. The door infront of him opened, and, to his surprise, there stood a BEAUTIFUL woman! He was just wondering what he had done to deserve such a wonderful rest of eternity when the voice spoke again:

"Cindy, you have sinned....." 


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On April 6th 2008 keegan4606 Said :
keegan4606 Lol. Nice.
On August 30th 2007 Krissyrocks766 Said :
Krissyrocks766 hee hee
On July 18th 2007 squiggles123 Said :
squiggles123 i've heard something like this where there were 3 guys in heaven and if u step on a duck, u get stuck with an ugly person forever
On July 17th 2007 x0diiana0x Said :
x0diiana0x LOL THATS MESSED UP BUT FUNNY
On July 17th 2007 niqua30 Said :
niqua30 That is cute and funny!