BRAD PITT IS DEAD!!!
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I’m 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when Brad Pitt comes creeping on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly and I enjoyed his movies.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little Old Woman: No, I didn’t stop him it was Brad Pitt.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good! Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy, that I spread my old legs and said to him, “Take me, Brad Pitt, Take me!”Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell No! That’s when he yelled “APRIL FOOL!”…..and that’s when I shot the son of a bitch!
I hope that you all enjoyed this. Happy April Fools To everyone.
~Z~ out…..
Please Login to post comments| On April 4th 2008 Panda224 Said: |
| Love it. :) Haha. |
| On April 3rd 2008 imnotgay90 Said: |
| thats a good one! |
| On April 3rd 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said: |
| hahaha!! dats funny. |
| On April 3rd 2008 loove9898 Said: |
| lurved it |
| On April 3rd 2008 k15smith Said: |
| You are just jealous of brad pitt |
| On April 2nd 2008 morbidangel585 Said: |
| haha thats awesome! |
| On April 1st 2008 lilfresh123 Said: |
| my picture WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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| On April 1st 2008 superz316 Said: |
| Get the cock out of your ass and stop being so stuck up you fucking moron... |
| On April 1st 2008 TheBranster Said: |
| :o .... brad pitt is dead? AND CAUSE OF THIS? wow. what a way to go. cant see how someone's death is funny to any of you |
| On April 1st 2008 superz316 Said: |
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| I am god.. lol this joke still makes me laugh after reading it more than once.. lol |
| On April 1st 2008 gonzo4201 Said: |
| haha, i like that |
| On April 1st 2008 katupser Said: |
| good one, lol |
| On April 1st 2008 ralicia Said: |
| ;you suck |
| On April 1st 2008 christopher199 Said: |
| hahaha loves it |
| On April 1st 2008 superz316 Said: |
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| Yeah I posted this in 07 but I've changed it since. Still is a funny joke and I had to share.. Enjoy today ya'll |
