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BRAD PITT IS DEAD!!!

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Defense Attorney:  What is your age?

  

 Little Old Woman:  I’m 86 years old.

  

 

Defense Attorney:  Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

   

Little Old Woman:  There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when Brad Pitt comes creeping on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:  Did you know him?

  

  

Little Old Woman:  No, but he sure was friendly and I enjoyed his movies.

    Defense Attorney:  What happened after he sat down beside you?

  

 

Little Old Woman:  He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:  Did you stop him?

  

 Little Old Woman:  No, I didn’t stop him it was Brad Pitt.

  

 Defense Attorney:  Why not?

  

 

Little Old Woman:  It felt good!  Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:  What happened next?

  

 Little Old Woman:  He began to rub my breasts.

  

 Defense Attorney:  Did you stop him then?

  

 Little Old Woman:  No, I did not stop him.

  

 Defense Attorney:  Why not?

  

 Little Old Woman:  Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.  I haven’t felt that good in years!

  

 

Defense Attorney:  What happened next?

    Little Old Woman:  Well, I was feeling so spicy, that I spread my old legs and said to him, “Take me, Brad Pitt, Take me!”

  

 Defense Attorney:  Did he take you?

  

 

  Little Old Woman:  Hell No!  That’s when he yelled “APRIL FOOL!”…..and that’s when I shot the son of a bitch! 

 

I hope that you all enjoyed this. Happy April Fools To everyone.

  ~Z~ out…..

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On April 4th 2008 Panda224 Said :
Panda224 Love it. :) Haha.
On April 3rd 2008 imnotgay90 Said :
imnotgay90 thats a good one!
On April 3rd 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said :
xxpunkchik89xx hahaha!! dats funny.
On April 3rd 2008 loove9898 Said :
loove9898 lurved it
On April 3rd 2008 k15smith Said :
k15smith You are just jealous of brad pitt
On April 2nd 2008 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha thats awesome!
On April 1st 2008 lilfresh123 Said :
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my picture WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On April 1st 2008 superz316 Said :
superz316 Get the cock out of your ass and stop being so stuck up you fucking moron...
On April 1st 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster :o .... brad pitt is dead? AND CAUSE OF THIS? wow. what a way to go. cant see how someone's death is funny to any of you
On April 1st 2008 superz316 Said :
superz316 I am god.. lol this joke still makes me laugh after reading it more than once.. lol
On April 1st 2008 gonzo4201 Said :
gonzo4201 haha, i like that
On April 1st 2008 katupser Said :
katupser good one, lol
On April 1st 2008 ralicia Said :
ralicia ;you suck
On April 1st 2008 christopher199 Said :
christopher199 hahaha loves it
On April 1st 2008 superz316 Said :
superz316 Yeah I posted this in 07 but I've changed it since. Still is a funny joke and I had to share.. Enjoy today ya'll