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Drinking with a Redneck Girl

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A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck  girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In  Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 

'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' 

 'God Bless America

*This is not an original, just one that I had sent to me*



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On May 28th 2008 lildevil357 Said :
lildevil357 haha..this is a good one.
On April 20th 2008 kawaiipuppet Said :
kawaiipuppet my brother told me a joke like that...
On February 18th 2008 superz316 Said :
superz316 No, it's not illegal to shoot them. (Ex) I live in Florida and if I see some comming shore in a raft i have al right to shoot them .. and pray to god that there illegal. lol..
On February 16th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster so, its legal to shoot aliens? thanks for the info
On February 16th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :
sophiarock15 i love it!
On February 16th 2008 Teka98 Said :
Teka98 Carolgreen can go jump off a bridge. The joke was hilarious!
On February 14th 2008 turtle123xo Said :
turtle123xo hey that was funny :)
On February 14th 2008 chelseaprice12 Said :
chelseaprice12 L.O.L. :)
On February 14th 2008 whitneyleighh Said :
whitneyleighh carolgreen is a tightwad, she must be an alien. i like this though.
On February 14th 2008 xxXrareloveXx Said :
xxXrareloveXx lol
On February 14th 2008 FristFrost Said :
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To Carolgreen: I think YOU had better learn how to spell. This joke is awsome, and if you have a problem with it then don't read it!
On February 14th 2008 Carolgreen Said :
Carolgreen I think that u better get rid of this "joke" cuz it offended me and u need not put this kinda stuff on the internet. cuz not all mexicans and arabs are illegal ... and u r juding ppl nd u need not! C me