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How could you!?

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."

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On August 11th 2007 airbrushguy Said :
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Good one.The one who shouts the loudest is usually the guilty party.
On July 18th 2007 mdillybar Said :
mdillybar ooooooo
On July 18th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox lmao BUSTED!
On June 24th 2007 Cybrmonkey92 Said :
Cybrmonkey92 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! that's GOTTA hurt!
On May 2nd 2007 luv4only1 Said :
luv4only1 HAHA...that's a good one!!!
On April 17th 2007 Bethiny Said :
Bethiny lol
On February 9th 2007 swtstuf36 Said :
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lol, very good one........funny
On February 9th 2007 ATLFalcons1 Said :
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hahahaha thats retarded
On February 8th 2007 kimnjoe Said :
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omg!
On February 8th 2007 kialuvsyoo Said :
kialuvsyoo wow. i bet she felt pretty stupid. lol
On February 8th 2007 colleencooke Said :
colleencooke that was good
On February 8th 2007 BabygurlC2012 Said :
BabygurlC2012 lmao that is funny
On February 8th 2007 Msbear Said :
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Omg That is Hilarious
On February 8th 2007 RowbyVendetta Said :
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lmao love it
On February 8th 2007 JenniferRLake Said :
JenniferRLake friggin hilarious!