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Oh, this would suck!

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A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. 

Love, Becky 

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. 

 
There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:  Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.



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On July 17th 2008 iluvqueen Said :
iluvqueen nice one lolz
On July 2nd 2008 lilklou219 Said :
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lol thats messed up
On July 1st 2008 tuber85 Said :
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This joke was on an episode of M*A*S*H. So F- for originality. A+ For recycle-ability.
On July 1st 2008 ethancoffman35 Said :
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damn...that guy is smart
On June 23rd 2008 RuthE14 Said :
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ha lol that is funni
On June 13th 2008 x0xSakr9x0x Said :
x0xSakr9x0x LOL
On June 11th 2008 tarabonkers Said :
tarabonkers haha.
On June 7th 2008 joshmo93 Said :
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lol nice
On June 3rd 2008 kikyo25 Said :
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6 PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6 nice lol!?
On June 2nd 2008 toriayla16 Said :
toriayla16 HILARIOUS!!
On June 1st 2008 meritone Said :
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jokes on her, lol
On May 30th 2008 coolkid626 Said :
coolkid626 hahaha that made me laugh so hard!!!!! LOLZZZZ that would just really suck really badly!!! but so funny if it was not you!!!!
On May 15th 2008 bdenny4 Said :
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my picture WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On April 29th 2008 katkandooKW Said :
katkandooKW wow! awesome!
On April 29th 2008 AnimaniacAsh Said :
AnimaniacAsh LOL -Ash