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SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR

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THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 

SMART ASS ANSWER #6
it was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked.  "Yes or no," she replied.

 SMART ASS ANSWER #5
 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.   As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

 SMART ASS ANSWER #4
 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMART ASS ANSWER #3
the cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 

SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." 

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand."



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On April 4th 2008 lostvampire09 Said :
lostvampire09 dde im a smart ass naturaly and those are hilarias especially the last one
On March 23rd 2008 ILOVEMYRASCALS Said :
ILOVEMYRASCALS i love the last one lmfao
On March 22nd 2008 ihavenoclue162 Said :
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heard all of them before
On March 1st 2008 ElviraGoddess Said :
ElviraGoddess haha that teacher is freakin funny as hell lOl
On February 22nd 2008 dylanismylife Said :
dylanismylife omggg I love the #1 i was rollin dude. I loved it!!
On February 2nd 2008 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 i liked them except #6 thats always been mine
On January 31st 2008 SirPacman3 Said :
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lmfao!
On January 21st 2008 cutepegs Said :
cutepegs damn. if i had teachers who talked shit like that i might listen this was hilariosu
On January 20th 2008 InvisibleFlame Said :
InvisibleFlame rotflmfao!!!
On January 3rd 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 rotflmfao omg that's good:D:D
On December 6th 2007 fersinwolf Said :
fersinwolf lmao!!!!! damn i wish i had some teachers like that when i was in school!!!!
On November 10th 2007 cheyenne248 Said :
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those were pretty good
On November 7th 2007 MiyokoBean Said :
MiyokoBean ommmmg i liked #3 and the last one
On October 19th 2007 SmartAzngirl Said :
SmartAzngirl i like 6 and 4
On August 23rd 2007 judibug95 Said :
judibug95 i