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Created(1-27-07)
Category ( Lists )
Created(1-27-07)
Category ( Lists )
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Moral of the Story: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it, and getting screwed…..
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Moral of the Story: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it, and getting screwed…..
Please Login to post comments| On January 11th 2008 ureallythinkik Said : | |
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roflmfao |
| On August 27th 2007 xdivax Said : | |
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that is the best fukin joke ever since i first started reading em 2 hours ago-i love all ya jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| On July 31st 2007 BAyBAy01 Said : | |
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haha dats funny! |
| On April 17th 2007 Bethiny Said : | |
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Mwahaha! |
| On April 9th 2007 flipflopsxoxo Said : | |
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lol |
| On January 28th 2007 DolliePoison Said : | |
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Lmfao |
| On January 28th 2007 MezaMeza Said : | |
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GOOD ONE |
| On January 27th 2007 jackiechan1 Said : | |
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HAHA, Thats funny |
| On January 27th 2007 jerirw Said : | |
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i seen that coming, haha but i woulda used pennies |
| On January 27th 2007 amandaLwright Said : | |
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ha ha ha thats funny. lol |
| On January 27th 2007 nickalodian Said : | |
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thats funny |
| On January 27th 2007 vinny2fresh4ya Said : | |
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Omgosh this was 2 funny...i was in tears its a good 1! |
| On January 27th 2007 nikkiizsexi Said : | |
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WTF..>THAT WAS FUNNi..HAHAHA JOHNNY iZ SMART... |
| On January 27th 2007 chAd6913 Said : | |
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lol thats good but ive herd it before |
| On January 27th 2007 shawnburr Said : | |
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this one put a smile on my face!! |
