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John and his Parrot

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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot; the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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On August 30th 2007 2innocent4u Said :
2innocent4u lol
On July 18th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox lol. smart as! but not smart enough to realise the turkey was already dead
On July 3rd 2007 PerishaNichole Said :
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OMG thats one smart bird
On May 8th 2007 Kandypeachmunk Said :
Kandypeachmunk haha!
On February 2nd 2007 ChaoticKimmy Said :
ChaoticKimmy LMAO! That's a smart bird.
On January 27th 2007 nitrofreak5 Said :
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haha?? i kinda don't understand it..
On January 26th 2007 catbugley Said :
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?
On January 26th 2007 gymnestjj Said :
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thats hillarious
On January 26th 2007 gabegabee12345 Said :
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thats funny
On January 26th 2007 skidude97 Said :
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yea ohk that was a little stupid...
On January 26th 2007 superz316 Said :
superz316 CBF?
On January 26th 2007 eeadfsf Said :
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cbf