superz316

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The Barber Shop

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Created(1-25-07)

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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says,

"About two hours."

The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,

"How long before I get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says,

"About two hours."

The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop an says,

"About an hour and half."

The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,

"Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks,

"Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looked up and said,

"To your house."

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On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :

	omfglol. thats awesome. :]

On July 18th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :

	read a dif version that was way easier to understand

On January 26th 2007 salena08 Said :

	i didnt get it until i read some comments

On January 25th 2007 chagollam Said :

	omg thats sooo funny your good

On January 25th 2007 iluvyoo93 Said :

	hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats sooo funy

On January 25th 2007 doctharock1 Said :

	people it means that the guy that kept poking is head in was porking the barber's wife

On January 25th 2007 1kathy3 Said :

	ok i had to read some of the comments but i get it now!! lol

On January 25th 2007 monkeyfreak003 Said :

	i dont get it

On January 25th 2007 superz316 Said :

	How can you not under stand this... the guy is clearly trying to figure out how long he has until the barber is finished.

On January 25th 2007 Racosta03 Said :

	ok so I didn't get it at first. but i suppose it's funny

On January 25th 2007 JenniferRLake Said :

	lol