Masturbating Will Help

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The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

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On July 2nd 2008 lilklou219 Said :

	lmao loved it

On June 25th 2008 Stolensoul16 Said :

	LMAO!!!!

On June 3rd 2008 vance4 Said :

	funny... lol

On June 2nd 2008 toriayla16 Said :

	wow. should have checked the breaks first. lol

On June 1st 2008 meritone Said :

	darn... lol sucks for him

On May 30th 2008 coolkid626 Said :

	OMG WOW THAT WOULD SUCK SO BADLY!

On May 28th 2008 TASHA906 Said :

	TO FN FUNNY

On May 3rd 2008 sharonamy Said :

	haha imagine seeing that,

On April 2nd 2008 ExclaimHi Said :

	LMAO

On March 31st 2008 tplions Said :

	lol

On March 28th 2008 moosegurl01 Said :

	lmfao

On March 8th 2008 daph24 Said :

	OMG =))

On March 8th 2008 tmh95 Said :

	gosh i can't stop laughing

On February 22nd 2008 sladjana1 Said :

	that shit is too funny

On February 18th 2008 xbleedingemox Said :

	hillarious

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