Asskisser

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:!
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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On April 5th 2008 benzbby08 Said :

	ha! i love it!

On March 23rd 2008 ILOVEMYRASCALS Said :

	haha lmfao=]

On March 9th 2008 Doublecheck Said :

	holycrap, that's funny

On March 6th 2008 Panda224 Said :

	Lol. Love it.

On March 1st 2008 ElviraGoddess Said :

	so true lOl...damn asskissers lOl

On January 31st 2008 SirPacman3 Said :

	rofl

On January 11th 2008 ureallythinkik Said :

	lol

On December 9th 2007 lillozthe1st Said :

	thats quite clever!!!

On November 15th 2007 melenasoliel Said :

	wow.. poor superz316... cmon u guys its the joke we're supposed to comment on... i think this is funny! now im gonna be coming up with a buncha crap to use haha!

On August 22nd 2007 DarkXovvo Said :

	GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! GOD IS AWESOME GOD ROCKS YAY GOD !!!!

On August 11th 2007 sexygerardway1 Said :

	Whoever said that "God sucks" is a stupid cunt that's going to burn in the fiery pits of hell! God rawks!!

On July 30th 2007 Larxene13 Said :

	Why would you ruin the fun of the joke by adding godsforgiveness? it sounds kind of boring and anti-fun. The joke rocks, the gods forgiveness is uncalled for, GOD SUCKS!!!!

On July 18th 2007 mdillybar Said :

	ha

On July 6th 2007 seb22 Said :

	nice

On July 2nd 2007 pqhtm Said :

	I agree that Godsforgiveness gets you farther

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