The Smartest Man In The World

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Created(1-8-07)

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A doctor, a lawyer, a old priest & Johnny were out for on a an airplane for a weekend flight for fun when suddenly they had engine problems.

The pilot tried as hard as he could to control the plane but he efforts didn’t do anything. Finally he told every one to bail out and then he bailed out

Unfortunately there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I’m a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at Johnny and said, "My son I have lived a long life and have experienced many things you deserve to take the parachute."

Johnny handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my backpack."

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On July 18th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :

	idiot! even a kid would be smarter than that!

On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said :

	heard that one a LONG time ago

On January 22nd 2007 jillie4evabib Said :

	jocker imade that joke with the prez

On January 9th 2007 EricTolar Said :

	its good!!

On January 9th 2007 mcintyre2021 Said :

	lol

On January 8th 2007 fowlavolley08 Said :

	kinda old heard it when i was like 7

On January 8th 2007 krnqu33n Said :

	lol

On January 8th 2007 rpxblondie11 Said :

	thats really funny and i will give that a ten!!!! :-}

On January 8th 2007 babiofthebunch Said :

	funny!!!!!

On January 8th 2007 MikeDay31 Said :

	that's awesome!

On January 8th 2007 cocopufishly Said :

	Haha thats good!

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