Payback's a bitch PART 2

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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

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On April 4th 2008 lostvampire09 Said :

	NICE!!!!!

On March 9th 2008 Doublecheck Said :

	Real nice!

On March 1st 2008 ElviraGoddess Said :

	LOL

On February 18th 2008 emily28793 Said :

	LOL REAL NOICE!! XD

On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :

	lol. :D

On January 11th 2008 ureallythinkik Said :

	lol thts smart

On December 30th 2007 WiCCanCreaTure Said :

	that cabbies gonna have a bad rep now. ahaha nice....

On December 27th 2007 venomMuffin Said :

	Lol, making the cabbie buddy look like he was willing to do the deed :'D

On December 3rd 2007 laceyrae1988 Said :

	lmfao that was funny the douche under mine is a complete idiot

On November 15th 2007 melenasoliel Said :

	lol! ok so basically the cabbie was willing to degrade himself, and this made the business guy happy cuz the worst thing he could think of to get this guy back, was make him suck him off....if that's right.. i wasted my time reading this hoping it would be good.. no offense to the poster.. unless you made it up.. =P SORRY!

On October 30th 2007 AlyssaNicole13 Said :

	☺LOL☺

On July 2nd 2007 dutchboy17 Said :

	o_O that's hilarious

On June 10th 2007 41565454154157 Said :

	lMa00000 tHii$$ ii$$ $o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o fUnNii! h0w Ar3 y0u soo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o fUnNii?

On May 2nd 2007 luv4only1 Said :

	LOL

On April 26th 2007 cjaskot Said :

	what happens in vegas stays in vegas ^.^

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