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10 things that could only happen in

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1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

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On August 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 OMFG i never noticed that!
On August 25th 2007 stardancer1228 Said :
stardancer1228 lol those are soooo true, it's kinda sad really.
On May 9th 2007 geniuspoint Said :
geniuspoint nah we have our pens chained in a bank too.
On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said :
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IT"S TRUE!!!
On April 22nd 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart yeah i never understood the ATM one lol
On February 17th 2007 IDontBelieve4r Said :
IDontBelieve4r thast so true
On January 22nd 2007 datboi231 Said :
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word
On January 3rd 2007 happyklown Said :
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stupid...a lot of it was crap.
On January 2nd 2007 MicahGOVOLS Said :
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unhestly i think the last one is not that stupid because some drives out there are blind as hell
On January 2nd 2007 steffenie7282 Said :
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funny but predictable -- everyone knows these -- something more original would be nice
On January 2nd 2007 Woowen23 Said :
Woowen23 HaHa that makes us sound dumb
On January 2nd 2007 lilpimpchicka Said :
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this is off of funnyjunk
On January 2nd 2007 lilpimpchicka Said :
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this is off of funnyjunk
On January 2nd 2007 nik2thenak Said :
nik2thenak haha you's a funny one
On January 2nd 2007 thomasedison16 Said :
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THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!!!!