How did you die?

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Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

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On January 1st 2007 Clasik Said :

	...yea........who the fuck are u...to be judgin'... n shit. second man you stupid eww get a job, and get a new outfit, all green with a big-ass question mark across the chest isn't happenin'. first man that shit was funny, your parents must be very proud, thats why you're "first", man.

On January 1st 2007 superz316 Said :

	who the fuck are you to judge my jokes? look at your profile what do you have??? nothing so shut the fuck up!!!

On December 31st 2006 prororoepohjhc Said :

	dumb

On December 31st 2006 prororoepohjhc Said :

	Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

On December 31st 2006 geewiz1991 Said :

	ive heard it beefore but it was a better version

On December 31st 2006 mleichty3 Said :

	wow i have heard this one like a thousand times it gets soooooooooo old

On December 31st 2006 Jennyonly Said :

	lol nice 1

On December 31st 2006 Vampira1733 Said :

	Hahaa! Nice!

On December 31st 2006 14josh Said :

	hauuuuuuu huuuuuu thtats funruoy soiry i thunk ibm druinmk

On December 31st 2006 superz316 Said :

	i've heard like 6 versions of this joke... this one i think is the 2nd best there's anohter that i'll share later this week

On December 31st 2006 bustamove213 Said :

	i posted this a wile ago... no1 liked it so i deleted it... looks like u have a bit of sucess though

On December 31st 2006 teHsociaLcode Said :

	Oh wow....funny!

On December 31st 2006 hollyg187 Said :

	thats fucking funny

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