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Little Johnny and his 3rd grade tea

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A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word ’fascinate.’"

Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ’fascinate’, so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight."

The teacher fainted..........!!!

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On July 18th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox why would she faint at that? and how does fasinate sound like fasten eight? still funny though
On June 17th 2007 marie1994 Said :
marie1994 i luv little johnny jokes!!!!! lol this was funny
On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said :
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yeah, it's pretty funny, but the teacher fainted should be taken out
On December 22nd 2006 bloodlinehater Said :
bloodlinehater little johnny is crazy
On December 22nd 2006 bliiind Said :
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I LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY.
On December 22nd 2006 alex192 Said :
alex192 Good one.
On December 22nd 2006 hiImKOty Said :
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idk i dotnt get IIIIIITTTT!!!!! love you koty
On December 22nd 2006 rpareyon Said :
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jajajjajaja... but it'd be funnier if u took off the part that said "the teacher fainted"
On December 22nd 2006 snowluver16 Said :
snowluver16 lol
On December 22nd 2006 CanYouReadMe Said :
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nice
On December 22nd 2006 whoopi200687 Said :
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That is a good joke.