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Created(12-19-06)
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Created(12-19-06)
Category ( Lists )
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
Please Login to post comments| On February 7th 2008 Tearjerker2020 Said : | |
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rockoutlikemad you idiot... did you know that most famous people, and rich people grew up or were raised by rednecks? |
| On May 2nd 2007 smartgal Said : | |
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That's a good joke, but I'm a redneck, and not dumb at all. The last IQ test I took, my IQ was 137, and 140 is like Albert Einstein smart, or somethin' like that |
| On February 27th 2007 casey0827 Said : | |
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this is funny but i hate ppl who think rednecks are stupid. i was born and raised around ppl most would call rednecks but they are still the most intelligent ppl i think i have ever met. my dad has an iq of 193 and he was raised in eats texas so eat your heart out ppl! |
| On December 20th 2006 rockoutlikemad Said : | |
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not funny at all. even though it is completely true that rednecks are stupid. |
| On December 19th 2006 craxychik Said : | |
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lllloooolllll!!!!!!! |
| On December 19th 2006 KirtP Said : | |
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YEp that pretty much explains it. |
