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Like Father, Like Son

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A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.” Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”


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On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :
xpoisonmuffinx i didn't get it. until i saw that last comment. :]
On March 4th 2007 J4l0n1 Said :
J4l0n1 NO PUSSY FOR YOU SIR
On December 30th 2006 dirrtypretty Said :
dirrtypretty Haha. That's great.
On December 27th 2006 ellie101217 Said :
ellie101217 lol!! so0o0o0o gross dude!
On December 20th 2006 batistaswife Said :
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lol
On December 20th 2006 bendhighdan Said :
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lame..... -_-
On December 20th 2006 rockoutlikemad Said :
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that he's not getting any pussy or not eating cat for breakfast? either way it's a bore.
On December 20th 2006 Crackinacan Said :
Crackinacan I dont get it...
On December 20th 2006 becfeild Said :
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ha ha thats soo funny
On December 19th 2006 muzikbayb86 Said :
muzikbayb86 Haha! That's good!!
On December 19th 2006 JuggaloFamily Said :
JuggaloFamily ha ha ha ha ha thats a funny 1
On December 19th 2006 angelcakes420 Said :
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i think it is pretty funny
On December 19th 2006 bubbasparxxx06 Said :
bubbasparxxx06 LOL
On December 19th 2006 smiler1991 Said :
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rubbish
On December 19th 2006 Lseanan Said :
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im lost i dont get it