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Old man and a Florida State Trooper

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A Florida senior citizen drove his  brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the  road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what  little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75,  pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror,  he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren  blaring.

"I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly  nutcase as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he  thought,

"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense",

So the  old man pulled  over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with  him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side  of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in 30  minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were  speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man,  looking very seriously at the Trooper, said,

"Years ago, my wife ran off  with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."  "Have a good day, sir," said the Trooper.

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On March 9th 2008 lizyluvsyou Said :
lizyluvsyou ha. that took me a few minutes to understand lolz
On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :
xpoisonmuffinx lol
On February 15th 2007 PUNKLUV131 Said :
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i used to live in florida and state troopers r known to let people off the hook
On February 15th 2007 PUNKLUV131 Said :
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i used to live in florida and state troopers r known 4 to let people off the hook
On December 25th 2006 bamfan923 Said :
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IDGI
On December 15th 2006 Silasdodo Said :
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haha, i didnt xpect that one
On December 15th 2006 brittbritt5 Said :
brittbritt5 koooooool
On December 12th 2006 Natrocksbass Said :
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very funny
On December 12th 2006 babyguh199107 Said :
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funniest sh*t ever.
On December 12th 2006 AnnaMoschitto Said :
AnnaMoschitto lol I love it
On December 12th 2006 PrincessH23 Said :
PrincessH23 hahah amazing
On December 12th 2006 bkasperfl Said :
bkasperfl ROFLMAO! Classic!
On December 11th 2006 PopChick12 Said :
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k, but i didnt get that srry dude but that was kinda lame
On December 11th 2006 Samx3Zack Said :
Samx3Zack verrry funny, even though i heard it before, it was still really funny!
On December 11th 2006 spankyjane Said :
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that is too funny