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Killer Brooklander

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So this General was having a test to see who could make it into the Army. He had three people, a male Navy Seal, a male Marine officer, and a female brooklander. He had given each of then a gun. He said to them:

"To make it into the Army, you must each do something no one has ever asked you before. I have an empty room behind me for each of you. In each one, your spouse is tied to a chair. In order to see if you have the guts to make it, you must shoot your spouse. You, the Marine, go first."

So the Marine drops the gun at the General's feet and says:

"I can't do it. I don't have the guts." and walks away.

Then the Navy Seal takes his gun and walks into the room but comes out five minutes later with tears streaming down his face. he says:

"I couldn't do it sir, i just couldn't." and drops the gun at the General's feet and walks away.

So now the woman walks into the room. In five minutes, the General hears gun shots and screaming. The woman walks out of the room ten minutes later with a stony face. She says:

"The damn gun only had blanks it it! So I had to beat him to death with the gun's handle!" 



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On June 3rd 2008 vermont15 Said :
vermont15 oh my god!