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Blonde logic

Views(1836) Created(11-10-07) Category ( Blonde )

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

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On March 27th 2008 naticet Said :
naticet koo
On December 6th 2007 Jimydavis Said :
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thats hilarious. some were pretty stupid, though.
On November 24th 2007 BRidget1209 Said :
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HAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!
On November 12th 2007 angelmalvi Said :
angelmalvi LOL
On November 11th 2007 KimSmallwood Said :
KimSmallwood hilarious! just wondering, why'd she need to call 911? for some reason i have a feeling it has to do with death by christmas tree..[am i right?!?]
On November 11th 2007 shealynne7 Said :
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Omg! Hilarious.
On November 11th 2007 DanteH Said :
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OMG that was so funny i laughed at all of them
On November 11th 2007 kkpixiexx Said :
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lol i like it :)
On November 11th 2007 pinocciodreams Said :
pinocciodreams me n ma bro were in fits wen we read this,
On November 11th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart lmao i love the last one
On November 11th 2007 oldgrandma24 Said :
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thats soo funny well i have to say you must be real blonde
On November 11th 2007 xlollipopgurlx Said :
xlollipopgurlx LOLZ
On November 11th 2007 evilbabe0120 Said :
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LMFAO that shit is funny
On November 11th 2007 Cesar0215 Said :
Cesar0215 haha!!!....lolzmaaan..thiz shit's funny..wait till my girlfriend sees this!!!(she's a blonde)!!!!...lolzi'll give u a 9!!
On November 10th 2007 Tynessa79 Said :
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that was good!
On November 10th 2007 EricaLeBlanco Said :
EricaLeBlanco i rate 10 it was awesome you rock
On November 10th 2007 fancybear2 Said :
fancybear2 These jokes never get old. I rate this a prefect 10
On November 10th 2007 BizzareBeth Said :
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Funny
On November 10th 2007 crystal112294 Said :
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thats mean but funny i am not that stupid and i am a blonde
On November 10th 2007 hkos311111 Said :
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haha this is funny. but im a blond and im pretty smart.
On November 10th 2007 pinkfroggy24 Said :
pinkfroggy24 good.....but blondes aren't that stupid....give them a little slack....but that was still funny
On November 10th 2007 Abel405 Said :
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funny
On November 10th 2007 loo100 Said :
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i dont understand it :S
On November 10th 2007 LilBbyAmy Said :
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Ive heard it all before and its getting a little old.
On November 10th 2007 xmistymoox Said :
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Haha lmao i fink ihs absolute hysterical lol haha