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Building diver

Views(1379) Created(6-28-07) Category ( Blonde )

Bob, a  handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58  PM. He sat down  next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00  PM news was  coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large  building preparing to jump.

The blonde  looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says,  "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde  replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a  $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the  blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a  swan dive off the  building, falling to his death.

The blonde  was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob saying, "Fair's fair. Here's  your money."

Bob replied,  "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5  PM news  and so I  knew he would jump."

The
blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

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On November 25th 2008 TheWiraffe Said :
TheWiraffe LMAO!
On March 27th 2008 naticet Said :
naticet so FUNYY!
On February 12th 2008 deb729 Said :
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i saw this somewhere else....but it was about watching a movie...and blah blah....still funny tho
On October 13th 2007 daniellemann Said :
daniellemann ha, ive heard this one before but still, it made me laugh! thnx
On August 5th 2007 Sheyenne11 Said :
Sheyenne11 lmao
On August 1st 2007 awmybaby Said :
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haha th is funny
On July 5th 2007 pjaomseelpah Said :
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that was tooooo funny
On June 30th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 lol what a idiot lol freakin retard but very funny
On June 30th 2007 aviateress Said :
aviateress LOL!! that is totally blondish!
On June 30th 2007 41565454154157 Said :
41565454154157 bahhhahahhha mwahhahahaha
On June 30th 2007 redneck69943 Said :
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On June 30th 2007 Tigga16 Said :
Tigga16 Lmfao..I love blonde jokes!
On June 30th 2007 oreoash Said :
oreoash HAHAHAHA!!! funny funny
On June 30th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox hahaha. idiot! he wouldn't be alive if he already died!
On June 29th 2007 striker321 Said :
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i accidently left out that he took the money and walked away sighing
On June 29th 2007 X4packchickX Said :
X4packchickX lol gawd. Once again, so proves the fact that blondes are...STOOPID!
On June 28th 2007 Drive4Hoop Said :
Drive4Hoop lmao some blondes are just too trick
On June 28th 2007 sabrinacaraveo Said :
sabrinacaraveo funny!! i'd take the money though!!!
On June 28th 2007 sabrinacaraveo Said :
sabrinacaraveo funny!!
On June 28th 2007 sabrinacaraveo Said :
sabrinacaraveo funny!!
On June 28th 2007 MTQ Said :
MTQ thats funny! i like that one!
On June 28th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 it's funny. however, I've heard a different version before, it was two women sitting at the bar and a woman was jumping off the ledge
On June 28th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe hahaha!!
On June 28th 2007 meg84me Said :
meg84me LOL thats a good one :)
On June 28th 2007 Gaytanna16 Said :
Gaytanna16 idiot lol