funny desert story

there was three guys in the desert lost. they come to this really scary looking house, and they are realy thirsty and want somethig to drink. so the first guy goes up to the house and knocks on the door, and the uglies girl he has ever seen comes to the door. and he ask i she has any water nad she said " i have water but you have to fuck me" he said "i'll wait til we get back in town. he gos back to the car, so the next guy goes and knocks on the door and the ugliest girl he has ever seen comes to the door. he ask for water and she said you have to fuck me. he said that he'll wit til they get back to town. so he goes back to the car. so the last guy goes to the door and knocks and the ugliest guy he has ever seen comes to the door. he ask for for water and she said that he had to fuck her and he look around the house and noticed 7 peices of corn on the cob hangin on the wall. so he had an ide he said you have to keep your eyes closed the whole time. so he got busy and after it was finished he had his water. he walks back put nad said weh that was the best seven glasses of water i ever had. and the two guys in the car said we had something way better. we had the bes seven pieces of corn on the cob with the best butter on them.