The Washcloth

Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I recieved a call from the doctor's office to tell me tht I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet a washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentalbe. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

i was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when i was called in. knowing the procedure, as u'm sure you do, i hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that i was in paris or some other place a million miles away.

i was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

i didn't respond.

after the appointment, i heaved a sigh of relief and went home. the rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

after school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" i told her to get another one from the cupboard.

she replied, "No, i need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor again.....NEVER!