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WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAV

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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven . .. . which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God! Here I come'. . . If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted

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On April 29th 2007 PrincessLizzy3 Said :
PrincessLizzy3 lmao. literally.. priceless.
On April 29th 2007 yummyyumcandy Said :
yummyyumcandy wow that gave me a laugh
On April 29th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said :
xxcassiejayxx haha
On April 28th 2007 Jose303 Said :
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Thats the best !!!
On April 28th 2007 harly24 Said :
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lamo
On April 28th 2007 Peanutjr8 Said :
Peanutjr8 lol that's good
On April 28th 2007 blondemoment22 Said :
blondemoment22 nasty! but hilarious.
On April 28th 2007 mooseduck112 Said :
mooseduck112 lmao! luv it!~
On April 28th 2007 kei79 Said :
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Funny!
On April 28th 2007 candywwjd Said :
candywwjd hahahahahahahah good one xD