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Created: 06/25 2008
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Jesus vs. a picture

Warning: sensitive Christian's should stay away!  You have been warned so don't complain to me when you read it anyway.

 What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

A picture of Jesus only needs one nail. 

 

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On July 26th 2009 xbl00dlustx14 Said: 
xbl00dlustx14 ha i love how these OTHER Christians on here use the word "f**k" not cool dogs. now you know why people don't wanna go to church. set an example
On October 28th 2008 Doublecheck Said: 
Doublecheck Haha funny.
On June 27th 2008 wolfvalentine Said: 
wolfvalentine damn i was like =O but it was funny
On June 26th 2008 ChosenforOne Said: 
ChosenforOne hey asshole why dont you go to church and get some Christianity!! maybe you'll learn why we have the Cross in our world..
On June 26th 2008 nIkKjGwEn Said: 
nIkKjGwEn what the fuck....that's not even funny..
On June 26th 2008 TheBranster Said: 
TheBranster so does jesus. i think if you were to get a big enough nail, you could place one hand on the other, and nail his hands together on the cross. let him dangle a bit, ya know? so, this joke is pretty pointless. both the picture and jesus could use only 1 nail
On June 26th 2008 MomoKid Said: 
MomoKid lol im christian and that just cracked me up! i gotta admit it was messed up....but still so funny! nice joke dude or dudette! lol
On June 25th 2008 Kidojidoari Said: 
my picture
xDDD OMFG. I totally lol'd and was lyk, "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIZZ!!" xD That's awesome. *thumbs up*
On June 25th 2008 chibibabe12 Said: 
chibibabe12 yea... a nail 2 the face biatch!