Blondevision

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Created(7-20-06)

Category ( Blonde )

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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On December 1st 2007 blooddandy Said :

	lol

On July 13th 2007 GuitarKing101 Said :

	lol

On February 2nd 2007 jajabinkx2010 Said :

	haa ha i likee itt...

On December 26th 2006 princessdee3 Said :

	THIS JOKE SUCHS BECAUSE IT IZ SOOOOOO PLAID OUT!!!!!

On December 24th 2006 hollybug19 Said :

	haha i've heard this before but i have to say it rocks

On December 14th 2006 kittytails45 Said :

	i made that damn joke what it is today and i am the blondest bitch you'll ever meet!

On December 9th 2006 utah11 Said :

	omg thats funny as heck nice one

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