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Blonde - Elmo Factory

Views(397) Created(7-20-06) Category ( Blonde )

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles



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On March 17th 2007 hottyinaiken Said :
hottyinaiken thats really funny to me and its a new joke cuz i havent heard that one
On November 29th 2006 hrseluvr13 Said :
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This is pretty hilarious and I wonder who thought of it.I'm goona tell everyone about it.