buba died in a fire

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Created(7-19-06)

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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

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On July 17th 2008 MizzKierra14 Said :

	lmao

On June 29th 2008 nymprose Said :

	hahaha... niiiice lmfao those two are dumb

On June 28th 2008 M1UR8DE7R Said :

	lmao nice

On June 28th 2008 meganponikvar Said :

	haha i get it know.

On June 28th 2008 meganponikvar Said :

	i dont get it.

On June 25th 2008 podle15 Said :

	yes

On June 21st 2008 mlandis95 Said :

	OMG that was so funny it took me at least 5 minutes to stop laughing. I laughed so hard I cried.

On June 20th 2008 sharonswader Said :

	yup thats bubba

On June 18th 2008 xdanzix Said :

	Lmao,didn't see that one coming

On June 13th 2008 HoggJr Said :

	HAHAHA Nice!

On June 13th 2008 kylethonrton14 Said :

	LOL i love living in montana! YEE HAW

On June 10th 2008 msnene8 Said :

	LMAO

On June 10th 2008 preppychik25 Said :

	lofl.tht is soo hilarious!

On June 6th 2008 slywolfman Said :

	very funny

On June 6th 2008 basketball6151 Said :

	thats funny

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