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Views(821) Created(7-19-06) Category ( Redneck )

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do

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On February 17th 2008 caityfrog Said :
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the last part is if you want just one of them to come then you just call them by there last names.
On April 19th 2007 HotK Said :
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hey what happened to the rest
On March 18th 2007 seamanktb92 Said :
seamanktb92 i mean but*** and cussin
On March 18th 2007 seamanktb92 Said :
seamanktb92 i mean but***
On March 18th 2007 seamanktb92 Said :
seamanktb92 i liked the joke....nut as for the 2 yankees below me...stop arguning and cuiin...its a joke not sumthin to fight about i mean dang!!!
On February 19th 2007 brat2catz Said :
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as for the comment below thats not what was ment by the joke the rest of it is "oh then i just call them bye there last name" any true redneck knows that what you stated was not the joke if you didnt know then you need to get the fuck out dumbass
On February 14th 2007 pinkrose18 Said :
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umm ya'lls whos askin whats the rest or u didnt finish yer joke YES THE FUCK IT IS FINISHED! its clearley sayin but what if you only want to DO [[meaning fuck]] one of them? meaning there mommas a whore ya'llz aint no fuckin rednecks if ya'llz didnt git that so git outta the redneck jokes if yas aint a redneck
On January 27th 2007 hickgirl09 Said :
hickgirl09 lol..funny..but wats the rest?
On December 22nd 2006 LadyB1976 Said :
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whats the rest of the story
On December 19th 2006 Christina61 Said :
Christina61 it takes common since to know that he is talking about DOING one of the davids DUH !
On December 19th 2006 Christina61 Said :
Christina61 great one!!
On December 18th 2006 knjhuujbhj Said :
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thats so incomplete it sux finish it and you will probably get a better rating
On December 3rd 2006 idontno42 Said :
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wheres the rest??
On November 10th 2006 BilllyBobJoe75 Said :
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thats not finnished!
On October 20th 2006 Tennesseenana Said :
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Oh i just realized someone else typed t out.