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redneck hitchhiker

Views(7903) Created(7-15-06) Category ( Redneck )

 
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 A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.

A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."



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On June 4th 2008 nlis2kool Said :
nlis2kool THAT IS GREAT!!!!LMAO
On March 7th 2008 MrsHughes2 Said :
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rednecks fuckin rock. Thank u Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy!!
On March 4th 2008 stg88 Said :
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oh yeah and im not gonna laugh it off
On March 4th 2008 stg88 Said :
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u no there was a yankee on the side of the road in the south, all the southerners drove by but when the mud races got done well u know what happened to the yankee he broke his finger nail he got muddy yelled mommy and tried to run home but then the rodeo got out and then the yankee got trampled cause the bulls got loose and the end
On March 4th 2008 stg88 Said :
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not funny my dads a truck driver and he dont hit rednecks ur proly a prep, yankee, or other u pick!
On February 7th 2008 newdaddyjustin Said :
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A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a redneck hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the redneck, but he has had a few beer and was scared about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a niggar on the road, he hits them -- with a redneck in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the redneck. A little while later, he comes across a niggar hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the redneck, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."
On January 24th 2008 holowygrl Said :
holowygrl ok so, we got redneck jokes, making fun of rednecks that can very well kick you a$s, so were are all of the nigger jokes...? whats right about that? and yes you can change the words...but its a lame joke to begin with...nice try though...;)
On December 31st 2007 nutfuzz Said :
nutfuzz Damn, Them Redneck boys sure got offended. They probibly can't figure out they could change redneck to nigger, jew, wetback, etc. and get big laughs from thier buddys?
On December 17th 2007 hickey8ashlee Said :
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lol. lmfao
On November 21st 2007 AlishaMDonald Said :
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lmao!! stupid priest
On November 11th 2007 dolphinbox Said :
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that ain't stupid...that's funny
On November 8th 2007 hiphopc842050 Said :
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stupid
On November 3rd 2007 predracer04 Said :
predracer04 Thats backwards, It's a redneck truck driver and the priest doors a nigger!
On October 30th 2007 SexyTwistedKat Said :
SexyTwistedKat ohh thats fucked up
On October 24th 2007 EmoxDiamond Said :
EmoxDiamond wtf y r pplz getting mad.....ur reading jokes from the redneck section....duh!!! of course its gonna be talking about rednecks....DOY! plus its just a joke.....dnt take it too seriously