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clinton's "heaven"

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President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

"It's me, Bill Clinton".

"What bad things did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

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On February 29th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 haha that's really good lol it's hillarious i love it^^
On January 23rd 2008 seekerovtruth Said :
seekerovtruth hahahaha I just peed a little. hehe
On September 17th 2007 InvisibleFlame Said :
InvisibleFlame Aww i was looking 4ward 2 the part where he had sex with that girl but says 'I did not sleep with that woman'. very good though
On July 27th 2007 daisylady719 Said :
daisylady719 lol thats cute...
On July 21st 2007 YoungPoet213 Said :
YoungPoet213 haha.... I like Clinton.