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3 wishes

Views(282) Created(7-4-07) Category ( Women )

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy
godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be
granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really
rich."

** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful
princess."

*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of
them.

"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten.  With a smile that makes her knees weak,
he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her
ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"


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On January 23rd 2008 seekerovtruth Said :
seekerovtruth What goes around comes around. sorta kinda haha
On November 4th 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo omg like dude someone stole your joke and its on the hits for today
On November 1st 2007 sorah17 Said :
sorah17 wow this is actually relly good^.^ great job hehe^.^
On September 13th 2007 00sunday Said :
00sunday hahaha
On September 8th 2007 ElComino68 Said :
ElComino68 lol nice
On July 8th 2007 Aleera00 Said :
Aleera00 lol
On July 5th 2007 tedderbear08 Said :
tedderbear08 haha good one
On July 4th 2007 JohnLG Said :
JohnLG lol