Abstinence

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Created(5-23-07)

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Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of
his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two
weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the
third couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired
couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough
for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it
was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over
to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the
church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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On June 22nd 2007 jesusfreak808 Said :

	Lmao

On May 25th 2007 chickenbroth Said :

	lol, damn thats funny!

On May 24th 2007 southerndiva3 Said :

	Ha... Good one... lol

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