The Philosophies of Sex

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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy"
--Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

--Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist."
--Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a
sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

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On February 10th 2008 daniellemann Said :

	I loved this. It was hysterical!

On November 24th 2007 AzalieUzumaki Said :

	lolz

On November 24th 2007 BRidget1209 Said :

	THAT ALL WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! I'm sharing dis with friends!

On November 23rd 2007 DAMNnub Said :

	lol the last 1 was the best and the 1 that was most true

On November 19th 2007 PoeticPang Said :

	lol,, awsome,, where on earth did u find all of this out???....

On November 19th 2007 LauraMedia Said :

	hehehe thank you

On November 19th 2007 chickenbroth Said :

	lol, wow!

On November 18th 2007 MrKeesee Said :

	Those were terriffic. The last one was my fave, definitely true about most guys I know.

On November 18th 2007 reapersheart Said :

	lol these are great

On November 18th 2007 ashleyandaudel Said :

	that gave me a good laugh

On November 18th 2007 monkey892 Said :

	funny

On November 18th 2007 daveykid1992 Said :

	i thought some of them was funny

On November 17th 2007 Blueeyelily816 Said :

	There definitely some good one liners in here!

On November 17th 2007 Ishu Said :

	geez, these are great xD

On November 17th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :

	I like the steve jobs one

On November 17th 2007 jajayes Said :

	this is great really funny

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