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Genie's Deliver

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Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer
are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes
total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and Syria with all believers of Mohammad
inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our
precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds these countries....... it's virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?" The American engineer smiles and
says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof!

WORLD PEACE


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