VooDoo Dilldo

so theres this guy whos leaving on a buisiness trip and doen't want his wife to be unsatisfied sexually while he was gone so he goes to a sex shop and asks the man working there for the best dildo money can buy the man says"follow me" as they head toward the back of the shop.the man then pulls down a long box from up top of the inventory rack he opens it and shows the guy whats inside....the guy says"that's it? it's just a plain old dildo" "no!" the man yelled"this is no ordianary dildo it's a voodoo dildo" the guy looks at the man funny and says "sure pal whatever" the man then says" VOODO DLIDO FLY!!!!"then the dildo flies up into the air the man then says"VOODOO DILDO FLY AROUND IN CIRCLES" so the dildo flies in circles then the man says"VOODOO DLIDO BACK IN THE BOX!!!!" the dildo then returns to the box and shuts itself off the guy with his eyes wide open and jaw to the floor says"I'll take it!" the man sells him the dildo and then warns him"one thing,you must tell the dildo to go back in the box once finished" "yeah yeah" says the guy whos too excited to listen and rushed home........the next day the guy gets up early to leave he doesnt want to wake his wife up so he places the box on her dresser with a rose and note that says "i will miss you honey..here is a gift i got for to remember me while im gone it's amazing just tell it  voodoo dildo and then what to do and it will,love you" when the wife woke up she saw the box on her dresser opend it and saw the huge dildo ,she gasps at its size but it also made her very excited.she read the note her husband left for and then she said"voodoo dildo in my pussy" and then WAM!!!! it went right on in she then said"voodoo dildo,fuck me!!!" and it was going crazy doing her this way doing her that way she had multiple orgasms from it then she started to hurt after while and said"voodoo dildo stop"but the dildo just kept goin"voodoo dildo stop now!!!!" still the dildo was going to town on her so there was only one thing to do get to a hospital...she gets in her car and speeds to the nearest hospital in the meantime the dildo is still giving it to her hard shes flying down the street when a cop pulls her over the cop goes up to her window and asks "where's the fire lady?"she then replies"OFFICER HELP ME!!! I HAVE A VOODOO DILDO STUCK IN MY PUSSY!!!!"the officer gives the lady a smurk and says" VOODOO DILDO? VOODOO DILDO MY ASS!!!!!!!"

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