Jokes

Q: What do you do if a blonde hurls a grenade at you?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent blonde celebrity and a UFO?
A: Dunno, never seen either.

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

Q: Why did the blonde put two quarters in her ear?
A: To hear 50 cent.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?
A: Because he saw the phone bill!