Lack of vision

A 70 year old man went the doctors for a checkup. He told the doctor that he felt fine but he had to go to the bathroom alot during the night. He said, "You know doc, I think I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going so he turns on the light everytime I pee and turn it off again when I finish!"

Later that day, the doctor called the old man's wife and told her that her husbands test results came back fine but that something was bugging him. He then told his wife about what her husband said to him earlier about God turning on and off the lights for him when he goes to the toilet.

The wife then exclaimed, "That old fool! He's been peeing in the fridge again!"