Get away from my deer!

It was Saturday morning and Bob, ahunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice (who was a blonde), sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Bob asks her, “What are you up to?” Alice smiles, “I'm going hunting with you!” Bob, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.

They arrive at the hunting site. Bob sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.” Bob walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer.

But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Bob starts running back. As Bob gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!” Confused, Bob races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Bob is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”