Cold Water

One day, a boy comes down the stairs to eat breakfast. He noticed that the plates were a little dirty so he asked his grandpa, "Grandpa, why are these plates dirty?" His grandpa replies, "That's as good as cold water can get it."

When he went to have lunch, the plates were even dirtier. He asked his grandpa why the plates were even dirtier and his grandpa says, "That's as good as cold water can get it."

By dinner, the plates were really disgusting and so he asks his grandpa why the plates were really really dirty. Again, his grandpa says, "That's as good as cold water can get it."

The next day, they went on a trip and as he gets on the car, a big dog dog jumps on him and starts licking him on his face. He yelled to his grandpa for help and his grandpa yelled, "Down Cold Water, down!!"