So a Grandpa and his Grandson where

   Okay, a grandpa and his grandson where watching a football game, and the grandpa has a beer.

SO the grandson asks " Grandpa can I have a sip of that?"

Then the grandpa replies " Well does your dick touch ur asshole?"

Then the grandson qustionly replays "Well no".

"Then you can have any" that grandpa hissed.

   The next day the grandpa and the grandson are in the grandpa's truck. The grandson asks  " Grandpa can I have a dip of that?"

The grandpa reiplays "Well does you dick touch your asshole?"

The grandson replays a little mad and says " No " in a braty tone.

 "Well then no" Snaped the grandpa.

So then the next day the GRANDSON has some cookies. So the grandpa asks, " Hey bud, can I have a few of those?"

Then the grandson asks "Well does your dick touch your asshole"

And the grandpa says " Well yeah" holding out his hand to get some cookies.

Then the grandson says " Then go fuck yourself these are MY cookies!"