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Mississippi

Views(988) Created(8-14-07) Category ( Dirty )

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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On August 23rd 2007 missbody07 Said :
missbody07 aw lmao i had 2 read it again 2 undastand dats really good
On August 16th 2007 dynasty001 Said :
dynasty001 i can imagine vito corleone just saying that.
On August 16th 2007 2innocent4u Said :
2innocent4u lol
On August 16th 2007 ndnhotshot Said :
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FUNNNAAA
On August 16th 2007 monkey892 Said :
monkey892 O.O LOL!!
On August 16th 2007 psche Said :
psche haha
On August 16th 2007 Rachael228 Said :
Rachael228 LOL!!!
On August 16th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies god i love being italian, good shit
On August 16th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo Woo!
On August 16th 2007 heathsgurl94 Said :
heathsgurl94 haha,i love itt!
On August 15th 2007 Koody Said :
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lol thats awesome!
On August 14th 2007 imnxtc69 Said :
imnxtc69 lol...that was funny!
On August 14th 2007 redheadgymnast Said :
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hahah....lol
On August 14th 2007 MikeyLH Said :
MikeyLH That's just tood damn funny!
On August 14th 2007 squiggles123 Said :
squiggles123 lol
On August 14th 2007 61658468496874 Said :
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that's flippin hilarious
On August 14th 2007 Bethiebethbeth Said :
Bethiebethbeth lol! Funny stuff right dere... hehehe... thatsa funny wachamacollets... uh... erm... JOKE! ya... thatsa funny joke... hehehe
On August 14th 2007 xraiderchic420 Said :
xraiderchic420 hahaha!!!!
On August 14th 2007 lemongirl11 Said :
lemongirl11 ha lol...thats how mario talks!!! :D
On August 14th 2007 0xSliMTiMx0 Said :
0xSliMTiMx0 haha thats a good one