heaven...opps.

3 guys were killed and went to heaven.

while at the pearly gates they found out they really weren't supposed to die so god told them they could jump back down to earth.

when in the clouds they could wish to be someone or have something and they'd be alive and there wishes would be granted.

the first man jumped and wished to be a millionaire. 

when he got to earth there was a huge mansion waiting for him and a million dollars.

the second guy jumped and wished to be a ladys man. 

when he got back to earth there were girls all around him. 

the third guy ran, stubbed his toe on a rock, and fell to earth.

right after he tripped he shouted "crap" and then landed on the sidewalk...