grandfather clock

A GUY WALKS OUT OF A CLOCK STORE, TOE-TING A

GRANDFATHER-CLOCK, A GUY BUMBS INTO HIM AND THE

GRANDFATHER CLOCK FALLS AND SMASHES TO PEACES

AND  THE GUY HOLDING THE GRANFATHER CLOCK SAYS

HEY WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING, THE OTHER GUY

SAYS "WHY DONT YOU WEAR A WRIST WATCH LIKE

EVERYONE ELSE DOES........"