Redneck's problem

One day a man walks into a doctor's office and drops his pants.

"Oh my dear God!!!" Yells the doctor as he sees the mans penis broken in 3 different places. "What the hell happened to you?"

"Well," the man starts, with a smile on his face, "This hot little blond was just recently widowed in the trailor next to me, and I noticed a week ago that every night she gets lonely and takes a cork out of hole in the bottom of her trailer, puts a hot dog in, and goes to work. So I decided, why not get in on the action. I take the hot dog out, slide my jimmy in, and let her do the rest."

"So what happened?" Asked the doctor, obviously getting very interested.

"It was all going great until last night some son of a bitch rang the doorbell and she tried to kick the "hot dog" under her fridge".