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True story...

Views(954) Created(7-4-07) Category ( Men )

A guy I know was speeding down the road at 95 mph.  As you would expect a cop sees him and chases him with red and blue lights.  The guy finally stops to pull over for the cop and the cop says "Do you know why I pulled you over?"  The guy says "Speeding, but if you will listen I have a reasonable excuse."  The cop being patient with him says " I have heard of my 'reasonable excuses' and I am sure yours is no better.  But just for my personal entertainment I will take the time to hear it."  The guy says without a hestitation " I really gotta take a massive shit."  The cop bursts out laughing and says "I will let you go with a warning just because that was orginal."

Sometimes lame excuse work... (^_-)

 

 



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On July 6th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies to bad i didnt read this yesterday...maybe id still my license
On July 6th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 wow thats totally true my aunt got pulled over and she tolled the cop that and he let her go lol
On July 6th 2007 sobrien88 Said :
sobrien88 it was an actual excuse.. and if you only knew my friend you would believe me
On July 6th 2007 jazmin591 Said :
jazmin591 lol
On July 6th 2007 HeatherRobotic Said :
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Wow that's greatt XD
On July 6th 2007 divrox Said :
divrox lol. dat was funny
On July 5th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox lol
On July 5th 2007 1CARMELLA1 Said :
1CARMELLA1 i bet it was a real excuse
On July 5th 2007 krjh Said :
krjh rofl
On July 4th 2007 DeanCentricGal Said :
DeanCentricGal nice lol
On July 4th 2007 quinonez93 Said :
quinonez93 lol that was mad funny
On July 4th 2007 X4packchickX Said :
X4packchickX lol fun-e!!!
On July 4th 2007 lilheartache Said :
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l0l!
On July 4th 2007 pjaomseelpah Said :
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STUPID!!!!!!!!