Spanish Lady & A Genie

A Spanis lady was walking around the beach of the Gulf of Mexico when she came across a rusted, dirty lamp. Carefully she picked it up and examined it. She wiped it clean and *poof* out came a genie. The genie tells her that for releasing him, he will grant her one 'weesh'. Looking puzzled the spanish lady says ,"Oye, I thought genies were supposed to grant 3 'weeshes'...but he said no. "I'm only a one 'weesh' genie three 'weesh' genies are fairytale...so you can only get 1 'weesh', no mas!

The spanish lady thought long and hard about her wish and pulled out a map. She pointed and exclaimed, "I weesh for there to be peace in the MiddleEast". "You see these 2 countires"? I want them to stop fighting with 'eash' other." The genie studied the map carefully and exclaimed "Dear lady please understand I have been locked in the lamp for many many many years! I'm a little out of practice! Por favor, make another 'weesh', one more resonable"!

Again the lady thought carefully and said, "I want to find a boyfriend... I mean a reall good hombre. You know 1 that helps around the house with the cooking and cleaning. A good role model for children. Somebody who gets along con mi familia and likes to cumbia. I don't want another drunk and I want to find somebody that doesn't throw chingasos at me. I 'weesh' to have a good mexican man!"

The genie then sighs heavily and shakes his head then says "Aye mijita...let me see that pinchy map again..."!!