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Caught In Bed

Views(426) Created(4-27-08) Category ( Dirty )

A husband and a wife returned home one day, to find their young child Johnny having sex withtheir dog Spot.

They were horrified Johnny was only 11 and he was having sex already, and with a dog!! They pulled him out of the bed smacked him on the bottom and told him he was not to do that until he is 25.

The next day they came from work, this time they found their 18 year old daughter in their bed with the dog. They yelled at her, grounded her & told her she cant do that til she's 25.

Well the next day, the husband was home by himself watching t.v then all of a sudden the dog came up to him. The dog started rubbing his shoulders and speaking in italian. When the wife, the girl, and Johnny came home they found the dog dead lying on the floor. They all screamed, it had been brutally bashed. The wife went into the living room and found the husband on the couch. She demanded for him to tell her what happened.

The husband called the kids in and explained "it wasnt me, blame the washing machine"

Then they all laughed and hugged each other.

THE END



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On May 27th 2008 Savader Said :
Savader Do you come up with all the jokes you post on here or something? Cuz thatd explain why they suck so much.
On April 27th 2008 mikeliles Said :
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that doesnt make ne sense even about him being gay or having aids. its just a crappy joke
On April 27th 2008 CassandraP15 Said :
CassandraP15 i dnt get it
On April 27th 2008 smooth237 Said :
smooth237 its a metaphor for the husband & to be socially accepted by his peers, but he cant just be accepted like any other average joe. why? cause he has aids. does anyone get it now?
On April 27th 2008 joextreme29 Said :
joextreme29 wtfwtfwtfwtf
On April 27th 2008 hmelizabethh Said :
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huh?
On April 27th 2008 alday4 Said :
alday4 yea I don't get it....not even a little bit
On April 27th 2008 dynasty001 Said :
dynasty001 WTF
On April 27th 2008 chuchai Said :
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okay, uhhmmm....like wat again?! okay, i thought the ending would be is that they found the husband and the dog together...but wow! ang layo yung from wat i guessed...wats with the washing machine......
On April 27th 2008 bdh23 Said :
bdh23 i dont get it
On April 27th 2008 shasha12341234 Said :
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i dont get it, what the heck is that supposed to mean
On April 27th 2008 mikescott33 Said :
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what ?
On April 27th 2008 reeny3 Said :
reeny3 i dont get it
On April 27th 2008 jaidenpharris Said :
jaidenpharris that was gay
On April 27th 2008 dragonsoul0 Said :
dragonsoul0 Huh?