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HUSBAND WANTED

Views(205) Created(4-20-08) Category ( Dirty )

A LONELY OLD CHICK (75), DECIDED IT TWAS TIME TO GET MARRIED, SO SHE PUT A AD IN THE LOCAL PAPER WITH THE HEADLINE, 'HUSBAND WANTED"

"MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP, MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS MUST APPLY IN PERSON"

ON THE 2ND DAY, OF THE AD SHE HEARD THE DOORBELL RING. THERE SAT A MAN IN A WHEEL CHAIR. HE HAD NO ARMS OR LEGS. SHE ASKED " YOU DONT EXPECT ME TO CONSIDER YOU DO YOU? YOU HAVE NO LEGS!! "

THE OLD MAN SMILED AND SAID "WELL I GUESS I CANT RUN AROUND ON YOU"

SHE THEN SNORTED " YOU HAVE NO ARMS EITHER"

'THEREFORE NO CHANCE TO BEAT YOU" HE REPLIED.

THE OLD CHICK RAISED HER EYEBROWS AND SAID "ARE YOU STILL GOOD IN BED?"

THE OLD MAN SAID " I RANG THE DOORBELL DIDNT I?"



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On April 22nd 2008 smooth237 Said :
smooth237 well unlike all of you, i dont spend my whole time reading all of the jokes to make sure its not already posted before i post it. AND WRITING IN CAPTIONS IS KEWL
On April 21st 2008 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox omg this has been reposted so many times. and what is it with people writing all in capitals?
On April 21st 2008 tplions Said :
tplions REPOSTED so many times
On April 20th 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 lol.. i never seen it on here yet myself
On April 20th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster SOUCH A REPOST! about 4th time repost. shame on you >:(